"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
"you only post selfies for the attention"
everything I do is for attention